A Lady of Three Outs

Without money, without manners, without wit.

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robdelaney:

stunningpicture:

My 6 year old son asked me if I could touch the clouds when I’m at work, so I showed him this…

Way to show up the rest of us dads you piece of shit. Sorry I work on “Earth.”

this is a tough act to follow

robdelaney:

stunningpicture:

My 6 year old son asked me if I could touch the clouds when I’m at work, so I showed him this…

Way to show up the rest of us dads you piece of shit. Sorry I work on “Earth.”

this is a tough act to follow

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loveleedunk:

"Do you have the chocolate Ferrero Rocher? I thought it was the poshest thing in the world and the epitome of classy living. So I kept the box. And inside the box I placed a note that said my prize possession is my binoculars and my ambition is to be an actor. I also kept bus tickets in the Ferrero Rocher box." (x)

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